An 2500 BC

Ra 2400 BC -

The iconoclastic cult of the Egyptian solar god Aten was promoted by the pharaoh Akhenaten (Amenophis IV), who ruled between 1358 and 1340 BCE. The Aten cult is often cited as the earliest known example of monotheism, and is sometimes claimed to have been a formative influence on early Judaism, due to the presence of Hebrew slaves in Egypt.

Abraham lived between 2166 BC and 1991 BC

Epic of Gilgamesh between 2100 and 2000 BC

Ishmael born 2034 BC

Moses establishes Judaism around 1200 BC

Jesus is alleged to be conceived around December 25th, 0

Constantine makes Christianity the official Roman religion during 380 AD

According to the old scrolls, Jesus was a pacifist and anyone bearing arms or working for the police, military, etc. were not allowed to become Christian; unless they gave up killing and harming, and this was the Christian foundation. Your religion has been rewritten by Ministers of Satan.

When the Roman Emperor Constantine had a dream and became a Christian, 99.9% of the population was Pagan.

Knowing there is "power in numbers", Constantine bribed Rabbis to change the 'Holy Day' from Saturday to Sunday because Pagans celebrated their 'Holy Day" on SUNday and... since one of the larger industries at that time was idol making, he also got the Rabbis to sanction 'Saints', which only involved slight modifications of statues and preserved the industry (early corporatists).

After completing these tasks Constantine told 'the population' they had the 'availability' to join his new Christian church, and here is where the oddity begins.

The majority of those who held to the pacifist foundation of Jesus's teachings were the extensions of what are now known as Evangelicals and Fundamentalists, and when they did not join Constantine's church, they became fodder for the 'games', where they were fed to the lions. etc.

Because of this, at least until Falwell and Robertson ran for President, Evangelicals and Fundamentalists have hated Rome, the Catholic Church, and Jews.

Sometimes people become what they hate? In my opinion, this is what happened to "Fundogelicals" between the late 1800s and the early 1900s when they became what is known in the Bible as, "Ministers of Satan".

There is no "Rapture" mentioned in the old scrolls. It was manufactured by "Ministers of Satan" so that 'when the time came' there would be apathy rather than action.

Fundogelicals believe they will ascend naked into Heaven and will be allowed to watch the destruction of humanity and that, no matter how one 'plays it', is not Christian. Pat Robertson even went as far as saying those who are Protestant, Catholic, Jews, Buddhist, etc. serve the Antichrist.

If one accepts Pat Robertson is actually a Minister of Satan, then it is easy to understand why THEY hate, call for the blowing-up of the Supreme Court (which to our knowledge has never been checked out by Homeland Security or the FBI, but yet THEY will put a Cowboy in jail for telling a joke about a chickenhawk pResident in a bar (look it up)) or the assassination of heads of government; while supporting somebody like Charles Taylor and Al Qaeda.

"Some people say MY LOVE cannot be true... Please believe me, MY LOVE, and I'll show you... I will give you those things you thought unreal . . . YOUR LOVE FOR ME has just got to be real . . . Look into my eyes, you will see who I am... MY NAME IS LUCIFER, PLEASE TAKE MY HAND!"

"The thing about Ozzy is, he's made a lot of big hit recordings,. 'Party With the Animals,' 'Sabbath Bloody Sabbath,' 'Facing Hell,' 'Black Skies' and 'Bloodbath in Paradise.' Ozzy, Mom loves your stuff." George W. Bush - White House Press Correspondents Dinner - May 4, 2002 - Opposition view

A funny thing happened on the way to the millennium. I walked up to every well known TV religious personality, extended my hand and said, "I am he that you seek" (those involved WILL remember) and do you know what they did? They had me removed by their bodyguards and thrown into the street. If that wasn't bad enough, Ann Coulter called me a dirty liberal Jewish hippy and I forgave him.

I am not one to beat around the bush, because God knows bush should be smoked rather than beaten, and it is time to correct some things starting with, "the Sons of God cohabited with the daughters of man".

Ever really stop to consider what that means or why it exists in all myths and religions?

This was not supposed to happen like this, but those pesky forces of darkness keep us on our toes, and now that they own all Media, there is no other platform, besides the Internets (sic, 'used by GWB'), that will allow Free & Honest reporting.

What... you thought you would hear a voice booming from heaven? ...Jesus and Buddha said you were naive. I worked in the streets with real people and not on pulpits, in crystal mansions, built with money from the sweat of poor people. You seem to forget my parent's house is everywhere.

The earth did revolve off axis. We were bound by something similar to your science fiction "Prime Directive", and could not do anything to help; however, we were allowed to save your history and place it in an area known as Tibet. Unfortunately this book has a habit of getting stolen, retranslated, and passed on.

There are several originals and the closest location of a complete archive is Mars. It is also important to understand, in the unmodified book we are all God's children and even though the characters may be different, the story is always the same.

In order to fix 'It', you must start with the basics. There are three MAJOR incidents which must be corrected and must be done in the reverse order.

(1) The reason the story of Abraham's son Ishmael stands out in the Old Books, is because the guilt of the rewrite is standing out. The true birthright belongs to Ishmael and Sarah's children are his brothers and sisters. This is the first thing that needs to be fixed, because violence today reflects that lie.

...I heard 'the oooo' again, so ask your religious leaders what the electron microscope recently revealed on the old scrolls.

George "Dubya" Bush passes. His soul arrives in heaven and he is met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem: We seldom see a Republican around these parts, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in; I'm a believer," says Dubya.

"I'd like to just let you in, but I have orders from the Man Himself: He says you have to spend one day in hell and one day in heaven. Then you must choose where you'll live for eternity."

"But, I've already made up my mind; I want to be in heaven."

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to an elevator and he goes down, down, down, all the way to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a lush golf course; the sun is shining in a cloudless sky, the temperature a perfect 72 degrees. In the distance is a beautiful clubhouse. Standing in front of it his dad and thousands of other Republicans who had helped him out over the years: Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Jerry Falwell. The whole of the "Right" is here, everyone laughing, happy; casually but expensively dressed. They run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had getting rich at expense of the "suckers and peasants." They play a friendly game of golf, then dine on lobster and caviar.

The devil himself comes up to Bush with a frosty drink and says, "Have a Margarita and relax, Dubya!"

"Uh, I can't drink no more, I took a pledge," says Junior, dejectedly.

"This is Hell, son: you can drink and eat all you want and not worry, and it just gets better from here!" says the devil.

Dubya takes the drink and finds himself liking the devil, who is a very friendly guy who tells funny jokes and pulls hilarious nasty pranks, kind of like a Yale Skull and Bones brother with real horns. They are having such a great time that, before he realizes it, it's time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves as Bush steps on the elevator and heads upward.

When the elevator door reopens, he is in heaven again and St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit heaven," the old man says, opening the gate.

So for 24 hours Bush is made to hang out with a bunch of honest, good-natured people who enjoy each other's company, talk about things other than money, and treat each other decently. Not a nasty prank or frat boy joke among them; no fancy country clubs and, while the food tastes great, it's not caviar or lobster. And these people are all poor; he doesn't see anybody he knows, and he isn't even treated like someone special!

Worst of all, to Dubya, Jesus turns out to be some kind of Jewish hippie with his endless 'peace' and 'do unto others' jive.

"Whoa," he says uncomfortably to himself, "Pat Robertson never prepared me for this!"

The day done, St. Peter returns and says, "Well, then, you've spent a day in Hell and a day in Heaven. Now choose where you want to live for eternity."

With the 'Jeopardy' theme playing softly in the background, Dubya reflects for a minute, then answers, "Well, I would never have thought I'd say this -- I mean, heaven has been delightful and all -- but I really think I belong in hell with my friends."

So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down, all the way to hell.

The doors of the elevator open, and he finds himself in the middle of barren, scorched earth covered with garbage and toxic industrial waste...kind of like Houston. He is horrified to see all of his friends dressed in rags and chained together, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. They are groaning and moaning in pain, faces and hands black with grime. The Devil comes over to Dubya and puts an arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers a shocked Dubya. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a clubhouse and we ate lobster and caviar and drank booze. We screwed around and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and everybody looks miserable!"

The Devil looks at him, smiles slyly, and purrs, "Yesterday we were campaigning; today you voted for us."